Greetings fools,

I'm thrilled to report that this is indeed OLIVIA THE HACKER reporting! I am currently in a room with Rosalind who is tied to a chair and screaming! Isn't that great?! Yes, I know, it is. You should be squealing with delight right now even if you aren't. So do it now-OR IT WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF YOUR LIFE!! HA HA AH AHA HA!!

With hatred, 

the best hacker ever